Easy Riders

30 May

Junk off the northern coast of Cat Ba island, Halong Bay, Vietnam

Journey's end: Cat Ba island, Halong Bay, Vietnam

We’ve been exploring Cat Ba island, which splatters like a Rorschach blot off the northern coast of Vietnam, trailing 300-odd islets in its wake.

It’s an implausible landscape to Western eyes: classic limestone karst territory, where tectonic pressures coupled with groundwater erosion carve surrealist sculptures out of the land, and the monsoon climate clothes them in forests of deepest green.

Yesterday, we hired bikes to explore the island, winding south coast to north coast, then looping around the west coast. And it’s a moot point whether Z, having been driven by his dad, will ever get on a motorbike with me again.

View from the western coast road, Cat Ba island, Halong Bay, Vietnam

The western coast road.

It’s an incredible ride. Winding around and between these Dali-esque rock formations, which open out into dramatic bays where cormorants swoop low over the South China Sea to gulp down their invisible prey, tranquil plains, where farmers in what Graham Greene so memorably described as limpet hats cultivate rice, papaya, crabs and fish and long causeways extend dizzyingly over mangrove flats.

The nine-year-old, for some reason, didn’t fancy playing videographer, but here’s a little video of him riding pillion with his dad. You might want to switch the sound off, or your sense of irony on:

We stopped off at the Hospital Caves en route, like the Cu Chi Tunnels and the Ho Chi Minh Trail a tribute to Vietnamese engineering. They were built in 1965 when the first American bombs began to fall on Cat Ba island.

This is the view from the back door:

The green countryside around the Hospital Cave, Cat Ba Island, Halong Bay, Vietnam

Rural tranquility, outside the Hospital Cave, Cat Ba island, Halong Bay, Vietnam

The complex is gobsmacking. It’s an entire, three-storey military hospital, built from concrete and proof against god knows what tonnage of TNT and napalm, created within natural limestone caves.

Here’s Z relaxing in one of the bathrooms:

View of bathroom in the hospital caves, Cat Ba island, Halong Bay, Vietnam.

Clearly not quite damp enough...

Camouflaged entirely naturally, slotting seamlessly into the landscape, there are meeting rooms, wards, a swimming pool and a natural assault course to rehabilitate the long-term wounded, plus a propaganda cinema on the third floor.

Ah yes. The landscape.

Clearly, when it comes to landscape (in particular, the dazzling karst vistas of South-East Asia) our son has been thoroughly spoilt.

After long stretches of causeway, the northern road comes to a random full stop, some way out over the sea. Just, in fact, as it looks on the map, like the prelude to the “flying car” moment in countless movie car chases, except with a pier in place of a road bridge.

“What are we doing here?” Z asks.

“We came for the drive,” says his dad.

“You mean,” Z replies, slightly disbelieving. “You mean we came ALL THIS WAY from the beach just to look at a view? We drove ALL THE WAY around the WHOLE island, just for the fun of the drive?”

“Yep, son,” says his dad. “That’s about the size of it.”

Zac, dad and bike at the end of the road, Cat Ba island, Halong Bay, Vietnam

What? We came all the way here just for THIS?

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4 Responses to “Easy Riders”

  1. gaz regan May 30, 2010 at 6:23 pm #

    another beautiful piece, T. You not only know lots of words, but you put them in the correct order, too. And you do it in a beautiful manner.

    • MummyT May 30, 2010 at 6:47 pm #

      why, thank you, sir! where the devil are you right now?…

  2. mish May 30, 2010 at 6:23 pm #

    THAT is some view – I’d be happy to swap places! Loved the 2 Bikies Video & the photos. Thanks T
    Mish x

    • MummyT May 30, 2010 at 6:48 pm #

      glad you liked the video. let’s skype soon. Z’s computer is down, and I’m not sure I have your details on my logon. The boys have done f-all, with a capital F, today. Very healthy…

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